Mighty "IF"

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By onlooker

Hail to the “IF”!! Growing up the word “if” has been instilled in our brains so deep that time and again it has brought us delights as well as suspicions. As kids we often heard endless if’s, “if you don’t drink your milk”, “if you don’t do your homework”, “if you’re good, all is good” and so on. If the “if” didn’t suffice up to its mark the conditions are lost and so forth the dilemma.

The situation “if” is introduced to our lives and gradually progresses into “if only” and “wish” accompanies it as we mature into adulthood. When does the condition if take over our guiltless lives is a mere mystery. An innocent child is slapped with the “if” every now and then. The invasion of “if” has such massive strengths which can build or ruin the quality of our existence and should have come with a fair warning. “Fire hot! Baby touch no no”, “milk make baby strong”, “a” for an apple, “b” for ball and “if” for, “I told you so”, would have been sufficient too.

Fairness does not comply with its own meaning, so what of the word “if”? I would accuse the word addicts for making this a complicated, intrusive bloody murder of the very simple word. The “if” shall have its place wherever and whenever one finds it fit, how convenient. Our parents pointed it at us, teachers did it with their very rules, the governments shun the “if” rebels and superiors and work places boast their own if’s every day. If God wasn’t called God, i reckon the next most suited name would be “If”. “IF” the good doer, “IF” the path to righteousness, “IF” the punisher, fear the “IF” and thus “IF” the all mighty.

No fair caution about the word, which haunts us in the most concealed ways, super! Limitations do not exist to its usage, awe-inspiring! The word “if” has been exploited beyond belief that you and I merely see it as the mass murderer of dreams and hopes. There are no rational warnings to it’s over use, overdose or total carnage. Abide by the “IF”, in all fairness it is up to you. The level of obedience to “if”, the condition perhaps molds us into the person we are. Its outcome moreover helps in making you or breaking you. The intensity of absurdity this word possesses can only be acknowledged by its victimized recluses.

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Word Pools Level 1 Commenter 3 months ago

Welcome to HubPages. I hadn't looked at the word "if" that way before. It can keep you from progressing. But it can also leap you forward if you think of the positive ramifications.

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Phoebe Pike Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

This is a pretty cool hub, it's quirky and fun. I'll have to stop by and read another one of your hubs "IF" I remember to. ^_^

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onlooker Hub Author 3 months ago

Thank you! it is a head bender this word =)

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onlooker Hub Author 3 months ago

Hey!! Thank you, i am glad you enjoyed it. You're always welcome to drop by ")

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Movie Master Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

Hi onlooker, welcome to hubpages!

I have never really thought about 'if' before, you're right it certainly is a 'mighty' word!

A great hub, interesting and different!

Voting up, best wishes Lesley

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onlooker Hub Author 3 months ago

Why thankyou, Lesley. You are too kind =)

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Sunshine625 Level 8 Commenter 2 months ago

I'm not a fan of "if" or "what if" ... those are two words that could take a hike from my vocabulary. I totally understand your perception of "if" You got my vote!

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

Sunshine625 i couldn't have put it better myself. Those words could take a hike from my vocabulary too. M glad you agree and thank you!

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JamaGenee Level 8 Commenter 2 months ago

What an *intriguing* take on a tiny word that has such a huge impact on us from birth! I'd never thought of "if" as being so powerful. The Smiley graphic you included is perfect, too! Voted up and awesome! ;D

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

Hehehe JamaGenee you definitely can pull a leg or two. The rituals, your families when through are simply fascinating. I look forward to reading more from you. Thank you *)

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iamaudraleigh Level 6 Commenter 2 months ago

Hi! I really liked this hub!!! Voted up too! I especially though it made complete sense when you stated, "The level of obedience to “if”, the condition perhaps molds us into the person we are."

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

iamaudraleigh, thanks. I am glad it made sense to you. Good evening!

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Vinaya Ghimire Level 8 Commenter 2 months ago

From a simple word you take us into the philosophical pondering.

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

If you say so Vinaya, thanks. Never been a fan of the word you see =)

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rajan jolly Level 7 Commenter 2 months ago

I think 'if' and 'but' are the two most used words and most of the times their use is mistimed. 'If' only I had read your hub earlier 'but' how could I? I just came across it today.

I liked your thoughts. Voted up. Welcome to Hubpages.

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moneycop Level 4 Commenter 2 months ago

niec article enjoyed it

twisted the if and but but really got a smile over ur intelligence

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

Thank you, rajan jolly and moneycop. You're comments are appreciated. If you look at "IF" my way, I say it has possessed us, "if" that is *)

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billybuc Level 8 Commenter 2 months ago

This hub is fascinating in its simplicity. How you managed to write that many words about the word "if" is a testament to you as a writer. I do believe you have a very good future ahead of you as a writer and I will be along to follow your progress.

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Deepak Chaturvedi 2 months ago

nice hub.

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

Thank you, Bill I am still learning. How about being at each others sides, the whole time success or no success..? =)

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

Deepak Chaturvedi, thank you for stopping by and commenting on the hub.

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Jeannieinabottle Level 7 Commenter 2 months ago

I never really thought about the word "if" that much until now. This is a really clever hub. Voted up and shared!

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onlooker Hub Author 2 months ago

Jeannie, thank you. I despise the word "if" and how it controls us in the most clandestine of way. Do have a good day.

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